I want heidi all to myself!

the hills is back and i'm a happier girl. Sometimes I think I have met some of the bigger douchebags in the world here in iv... Then I hear spencer speak.

"oh, yeah, i should have done that"

so i've been spending a lot of my afternoon watching the olympics, half because it only comes once every four years, half because i have a lot of research to do on the iv master plan if i want to make my upcoming column halfway decent.

anyway, a guy was interviewing that boxer shawn estrada after he failed to advance past quarterfinals.

interviewer: "so, why didn't you throw jabs?"
estrada: "oh, yeah, i should have done that... yeah, i'm not really sure why i didn't."

okay, it's not a direct quote, but you catch the drift. it was like it only just occurred to estrada that jabbing during a freaking BOXING match would have been a good plan.

also, i learned today that trampoline is the best olympic sport.

i'm feeling very olympic today

so i thought that i could just plop down any time of day and watch the olympics. turns out NOT. what the hell, nbc/abc/cbs/msnbc/oxygen? (yeah, oxygen was really showing the olympics earlier.) anyway, the olympics aren't on right now, so i'm watching friends and blogging.

ooooo, guess what i got?



hell yeah! it's frickin awesome, but i still kind of suck at it. i've only had it for a few days, so i guess i've got time. also, i feel like a douche whenever i pull it out (AH THAT'S WHAT HE SAID), like i'm acting all pretentious and cool and like "ooo, look at me, i'm on an iphone." seriously, i'm not that cool.

don't worry, it's clean

i make a habit of searching craigslist for free stuff regularly. you just never know what kind of crap you can get, and i'd hate to miss an opportunity for gold.

like this. the offer is seriously for "clean dirt." i can't even fathom a guess as to what the difference between clean and dirty dirt is.

oooohh iv nights

last night i was walking home from a friend's house at like 1:30 am (hey, i'm on full-fledged summer mode here!) when i saw a group of drunk people in front of a house on pasado. there were a couple guys and a few token drunk girls. one of the guys gets on his phone, stumbles into the street beside me, and says one of the more ridiculous things i've heard all summer.

"They were saying they wanted to fuck me but they wanted a weed brownie first."

now if that's not class, i don't know what this is. said fellow proceeded to beg his friend on the phone for some, ANY, weed brownies. he was desperate. i hope he got his weed brownies and sex from those girls because, man, that's not like prostitution at all.

it's summer!

again! i like this whole "summer school" thing because i get to celebrate the first night of summer TWICE in one year. eff yeah.

i saw iron man today. verdict: stupid.

now elisa and i are watching a show about celebrities' near-death experiences--plane crashes, ski accidents, and the like. we're waiting for amber to get here, who actually should be here in like 20 minutes. yeah, it's already 1:20 am. i don't care. it's SUMMERRRRRR!!


(note: in about a week, you can probably expect the posts to be like, "GOD, summer is boring. i don't have crap to do." please don't harass me and say i'm always changing my mind when that happens.)

i'm such a girl sometimes

i've got a new crush. his name is danny tieger. he sings and he smiles when he sings and he seems to be a romantic and he has nice looking hair. the only problem is that i only know him through youtube, which means he doesn't know who i am at all. but...how do i make him love me? make a creepy response video saying something like, "OMGZ, danny, you're like SOOO cute. date me!"? *sigh* youtube love.

here he is.


seriously, tell me he's not the cutest thing you've seen on youtube since the sneezing panda.